Ok, so I'm gonna go back to the bible today, and this story, its one of the most famous ones.

[u]Adam & Eve[/u]

So, God created the heavens and the Earth, don't aske me how, only he can do it. Then, He decided to create all the animals. That's right, he probably made dragons and unicorns too. But then, He made the man. I'm not gonna go too far on details, so you guys should read the book of Genesis in the Bibl to see how He did it. Back to the story, God told the first male, that his name was now Adam. And Adam's job, was to name every animal, what they are today. so when you see your pet, or that roach that likes to crawl in your bathroom (XD) just remember that the first human named it the common name we call it today.

THEN, God decided to take a few ribs from the man, and created the woman. the man and the woman lived happily together in The Garden Of Eden. God told them, they can have whatever they want, eat whatever they want, as long as they didn't take a fruit from only ONE tree. Well I guess satin found out, and turned into a serpent and went to go tell Eve that it was just a tree, and that God didn't tell her that she'd DIE, just not to eat one. Well, eve went and took one, and ate it. Then shared with Adam. of course God saw it, and kicked them both out of the Garden Of Eden. of course God had His reasons for telling them about the tree. There's stories that because of them, we are liable to die. We'll never know until we ask God personally and find out.

So everyone, this lesson is all about temptation. When tempted to do something we know we're not supposed to do, there's always that little push to the bad thing that's telling us, "What's REALLY gonna happen if I do this" well lets not even bother to try and find out, its not worth it

dkilladabest

This one was also requested by meh bakuri-cutie =3

Ok, I'm pretty sure all of us know the story of Noah and the Ark. Lemme break it down to you, This average guy, Noah, prays to God, yes believes in him, pretty much on terms with the Big Guy Upstairs. BUT, God doesn't like how Noah's Townsmen are acting towards God, so God tells Noah, "Gather 2 of every animal around, one female and one male, then make an Ark." OF COURSE Noah does it, shoot I'd do it to if God told me lol. BUT, this was in the middle of a dry season, almost a drought, super hot and no rain. Still Noah does it. Now, everyone sees Noah makin this Ark, and literally call him a fool. Even though everyone calls him a fool, a doofus, dumba** and the whole 9, Noah doesn't care, he just keeps goin building his ark. By the time it was finished, he got all the animals on board. And when he was finished, Rain Clouds started coming in. and it rained so hard, it flooded without a second thought or a blink. And all those haters, they drowned in the flood, they should've followed Noah when he told them what God told him to build the Ark.

If you didn't get the morel by the 10th sentence, what I'm tryin to say is, or what the bible is tryin to say is, Believe in God when he tells you something, do what Noah did, no second guesses or second thoughts.

dkilladabest

Well this one was sorta requested by my bakuri cutie =3 lol

Ok ok ok, so today were gonna talk about Cain & Abel. You see, Cain & Abel, were Adam & Eve's first children. And if you didn't know, Adam & Eve were the first humans. I'll probably make Morel Times about that later. BUT, you see, Cain was the big brother, and Abel was the little brother. Cain was supposed to be the tiller of the ground, which would be a farmer of the everything, while Abel would be the care-tender of the flock and the sheep and the animals and all those nasty lil animals lol. but everytime they would give offerings, Cain didn't put much "grateful mood" into his offerings... so the Lord would accept his offerings, but gladly take the spirit of Abel's offerings because Abel appreciated God, and giving offerings. To say the least, Cain was absolutely green with envy. So he ended up KILLING his own brother. Yea I know, its crazy. God of course found out about this and told Cain in lamence terms, "If anyone kills you, I hope they kill you worse than your brother got it, and no remorse from me" NOW, if God tells you something like that, you know for sure u screwed up.

Cmon people, the morel is pretty obvious of this story. jealousy gets us nowhere. but it goes further than that. To cross the blood of your own, is one of the worst sins you could ever do. THIS, is hatred right here, to show someone that you hate them enough to kill them, that isn't good. Lets all take a moment, and pray for the losses we've had in our life time. Family, Friend, even guys we give a hand shake to we used to see across the street from the school or somethin. Please people, curb your jealousy. its a sign that the devil is in you

dkilladabest

Well a lot of you read the first one, and if you didn't, then go ahead and so, it might change the way you think.

BTW: if you haven't gotten it now, I'm gonna write a bible story, everyday, and throw it into todays context and worldly humor/satire

OK so todays story is about the book of Daniel page 723 in the King James version of the Bible, chapter 3 verse 5, is where I'll start. SO, Big Old King Nebuchadnez'zar decided that he wasn't loved enough by his people. he said to have a GOLD statue made in the heart of the city of babylon and by a certain time, instruments would play and everyone in the city would have to bow down and pray to the windbag. BUT, three guys stood against such worship and didn't wanna bow down to him, instead they praised God. So someone of the higher authority told the king about how they didn't want to worship him. The 3 guys Shadrach, Meshach, and Abenego, were all sentenced to death in a furnace. For those of you who don't know what a furnace is, its a huge oven. So they all get thrown inside of the furnace cold. and so the three weren't even worried, they just praid to God for deliverence. so that's when the heat got crancked up. the three were sweatin, but they didn't die. the heat was crancked up to outstanding amounts, but still no burning. At the sight of this the king said that he saw FOUR men admist, walking in the fire. the fourth had the form of the son of God. the King said to come forth as the same three exited the fiery furnace. yes, only 3.


Well by just saying this what do you think??? I mean cmon now, God is always looking after us, even when we don't think so. we should all look at this as a symbol, call on God and he will help us. cmon now, if you have to hear this from a grim reaper, u guys HAVE GOT TO do the right thing.

dkilladabest

Have you ever seen how God can break you, to show you that things can get better??? listen to this 1:

In the book of Job (Joe-be)in the bible, it tells of one of the wealthiest men in Isreal. He had everything, kids, a wife, about a hundred servants, a huge house, everything. But the thing that he worshiped and praised the most, was God. The Devil came and told God that without his wealth and possesions, Job would curse God to eternity. God told the devil, ok, you can take his possesions, hopes and dreams, but DON'T touch him, only his surroundings. Mannnnn lemme tell u, the devil put in work on Job. he took Job's kids, his house, his servants, his money. EVEN THE GUY'S SHEEP!!!! now, u don't take a man's sheep and expect there not to be war. but he stood there in the middle of his property, and its in the bible, he said, "Naked I enter this world, and with nothing I shall leave." What he was saying was that he didn't care about materialistic things, only his health. and I kid you not, he stood there and praised God. now tell me, how many of us go drivin and we run out of gas on a highway or something and say, "WHY GOD WHY!?!?!?!?! I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME!?!?!?!?!" or we even say that for the smallest things! trust me I'm no saint, I did it when my best friend passed. but when my grandmother told me this story, it changed my thought. why blame God when he gave us this life? we have Him to thank everyday for the breaths we take. so please guys, don't go off sayin you hate your life, or ask God why did he do that, cuz he didn't do it, chances are, you were askin for it, or the devil is gettin to u. don't let it happen, keep ya head up

dkilladabest