While playing MKW (On my license)

Bious: First place baby!
Eevee: Damn it! My controller screwed up!
Bious: Not my problem.
*New race starts in 5 seconds*
Eevee: Hold on, let me fix my controller...
*Takes controller out of the socket*
(Here let...

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Wow... I've been here for a year. Sweet.

Anyway, for no reason, some shoutouts.

King Of Boos: For being the best bastard uncle one could ask for.

Edogg: My fellow Megabastard.

Jon: For giving me some great music.

DaMarth: For...

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About Megaman 2...

Bious: Hey! Nice Metalman Remix!
Eevee: So.. you like Metalman?
Bious: Yeah! He has the best weapon in the game!
Eevee: Um... Flashman's is the best. It freezes time.
Bious:... You can only use it twice. Besides, Metalman's weapon kills almost...

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While we were watching COPS...

Eevee: Hey! I can't see who they're chasing!
Bious: I bet you $10 he's black.
Eevee: I bet you $20 he's white or hispanic!
*Later*
Bious: Told ya.
Eevee: Damn it! Why are they always black? Black people are so dumb these...

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Eevee: Why do you play these old fighting games? All anyone does in those is spam projectiles.
Bious: I'm playing as Balrog (Boxer).
Eevee: So? When you were playing as Sagat you spammed the fireballs!
Bious: Because the CPU kept walking into them. If something works, stick to it....

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