Jackit's First Crazy Apple Sauce Adventure part 4

{}= thought/thinking in the head.
() = translation, usually from Pokemon talk

Jackit: Well that shouldn't be too hard, we can just go to th...
Sammich: Hawaian islands and get some sugar canes!

Shy Guy: Great idea!
Pocket: Yea way harder than just going to the store to pick some up!
Jackit: *sigh* Why do I try?
Muchies: Mucccc laaxx( I know how you feel.)

Jackit: Well we should at least find a place to store the sliced apples so they don't get stolen again....
Sammich: The bottom of the deepest ocean sounds good!
Jackit: ...I need new friends.

Shy Guy: So how do we get to Haiwaii?
Pocketim: Let's use Jackit's mutated wings to fly there!
Jackit: Come ON! You're just treating my like a freaking Pokém-
Pocketim: *jumps on Jackit's back* MOVE FASTER POKEY!
Sammich: You know, we could always just use that bag of sugar that Pocket got with the 10 PS3's.
Pocketim: Good idea.
Jackit: Did they just...
Pocketim: THEN WE CAN SMASH ANOTHER PS3! YAY!
Jackit: Never mind.

*All of a sudden, a plane comes out of the middle of nowhere and lands in front of them.*

Pilot guy: Hello there, we are two random plane pilots.
Other Pilot guy: Yea, we're definitely not two Kritters named Bob and Steve!
*Pilot guy slaps Other Pilot guy across the face*
Pilot guy: Anyways we were just flying by when we've noticed that you needed to go to Hawaii.

Shy Guy: Yea, actually we do.
Pilot guy: Well you're in luck, 'cause that's exactly where we are going too!
Other Pilot guy: Yea and you can come in for free! That defiantly doesn't give away that something shady is going on!
*Pilot guy slaps Other Pilot guy across the face again*


Pocketim: Awesome! A free plane ride to Hawaii, what luck!
Jackit: A little too lucky, does anyone else see anything suspicious about........
Sammich: Hurray plane ride!!!
Eevee: EEeeeevvveee!!! (Applesauce here we come!!)
*Everyone except Jackit and Muchies gets on the plane*

Muchies: Muuucchh (What's up?)
Jackit: ...... it's obviously a trap by Bob and Steve.....
Muchies: Muchlaxx (I thought it was familiar, it's almost just as bad as Team Rocket outfits.)
Jackit: We better go in....
Muchies: Much lax lax (If you know it's a trap, why are you going in?)
Jackit: 'cause it's just Bob and Steve and either way we'll make it to Hawaii if we get on the plane.
Muchies: Muchlax (I guess you have a point...)

*Jackit and Muchies get on the plane*

The group is up in the air...
SG: Say, if we're going to Hawaii, then we can get some pineapples, too!
Pockets: ...*Slap NO PINEAPPLESAUCE!
Sammich: That joke was terrible.

Pilot Gator: *To other pilot All right, next stop, the Bermuda Triangle! They'll never escape from there...
Other Gator: Cool! I can pick up some nice shorts!
Pilot: ...?
Other: Well, it's a play on the famous 'Bermuda Shorts', and

(Somewhere in America)
SG: *SLAP
ShyGuy13: Oww... I'm trying! I've used up all my good jokes!
Munchies: Lax! (Think harder!)
ShyGuy13: *Grumble Grumble (sits in a corner and thinks of fresh material)

*Plane lands at Hawaii*
Pilot: Well here we are.... too bad you're not getting out.
Group: ????
Jackit: Saw this coming...

???: Perpare for trouble...
??: Make it double...
Sammich: OMG! It's Team Rocket!!
???: No, it's me and the air-head Bob, don't ya remember!?
Shy Guy: Oh yea you fails...
Muchies: Mucchhllax (It's been too long /sarcasm)

Pocketim: Who??
Eevee: Eeevvv (and what do they have to do with our applesauce)
Jackit: Oh Bob and Steve, the weakest pair of villains since the Koopa Bros.
*Random appearance of Koopa Bros.*
Koopa Bros.: Heeeeyy! Don't diss us we're the coolest of the cool
*Koopa Bros leave*

Sammich: Oh yea the fails!! What do they want here anyways.
Steve: Well long story short......
Jackit: *yawn* come-on lets go....
*Everyone walks past Bob and Steve*
Pocketim: Hey thanks for the ride!
Muchies: Muchlax! (Wow, we didn't even had to waste our time fighting them.)

Steve: Come back here!!!!
Bob: Let's go get some pinapples!!
Steve: *sigh*

Pockets: So, this is Hawaii...
SG: I sure hope so.
Munchies: ...Lax? (Why are we here again?)
Sammich: For Sugar Cane.
Jackit: They have Sugar Cane in Hawaii?/sarcasm
SG: It's hidden in the pineapples.
Munchlax: ...Munch? (...Am I the only sane one here?)
...Lax! (Hey, look! It's a delicious Kitty Cat!)
*Runs to eat stray cat
Jackit: Hey!! I'm sane..... for now...
*silence because he just realized Muchies already left*
Jackit: .___.

the End

Epilogue: Munchies eats the cat.
(Or is it?)
JackitK(me): Nooooo!
We need to make the applesauce before the story is over! And every RPG needs to end with a final boss...
Spencer: Aww man!

Jackit: Well we finally got the sugar... (And I order applesauce when no one was looking...) Let's finish making the apple sauce.
Steve: Not so fast.....
Jackit: Great... .__.

Turn-based battle approaching.

Bob and Steve want to fight.
Steve bites Jackit
Jackit takes 1 damage
Bob waves.... nothing happens.
Jackit does a basic kick Bob
Bob takes 100 damage
Bob has been defeated.

Steve: I'm not going down THAT easily!
Sammich: COME ON! I'm sick and tired of this adventure I just want my applesauzez!
Steve: And what are you gonna do about it?


*Some time later some how the shoop da whoop got rid of Bob and Steve, turned Jackit back to normal, and magically made applesauce*

Spencer: D Endz?
JackitK(me): Yes... the end. .__.