pkm XD: part 1

Mr. Resetti: So that is why blah blah blah blah......
Joe: Uggh! Is there anyway to shut you up?
Resetti: Well if you didn't reset your game you wouldn't have to deal with me!
Joe: *sigh*...... *sees a weird portal in the air...* What's that?
Resetti: I'm not falling for that trick again!
Joe: No really... You don't see that weird portal?
Resetti: I'm not letting my eyes off you again!... Blah, blah, blah, blah...
Joe: Great can this get any worst?
*the portal sucks Joe in*
Joe:AHHH!!!

*Joe wakes up surrounded by desert*
Joe: Where am I?
*notices his sword is gone*
Joe: No!!! Without my sword I'm helpless. All my Mental Powers are based off using that baby..
Joe: Great I'm stuck in the middle of a desert with no way to defend myself. Can this get any worst?
*Two shady people come by*
Joe: Great, I just have to say that...
Shady 1: Who are you?
Shady 2: What are you doing here!
Joe: I like you to tell me what I'm doing here!
Shady 1: *to other Shady* He looks suspicious enough doesn't he?
Shady 2: Yea lets nab him!
Joe: Huh? No way! Do I look like a princess to you? *Runs off*
Shady 1: After him!

*After losing their trail*
Joe: Well that wasn't so hard...
*Two ball like objects fall from the sky*
Joe: Ouch! Come-on! It's not like I'm having a bad enough day already...
*Looks at them*
Joe: sarcasm/Great two Pokeballs /sarcasm.
The only way it could be any more kiddy is if they had bunny ears on them...
*walks away*
??: Wait!
*The Poke'balls open up and revel two Eevees*
Eevee: Aren't you going to take us with you?
Joe: Heck no! The last thing I want is a pair of Pokemon........ hey! You guys aren't suppose to talk.
Eevee2: We aren't talking to you we're communicating through your Mental mind.
Eevee1: It is said that when the villains take over Orre that a guy with a mental mind would come to save our planet...
Eevee2: You are the chosen one!
Joe: Umm.... you must have me mistaken for Jackit. I'll tell you what when I get back to my world I'll tell him there are a bunch of Pokemon crying for help. He'll love it.
Eevee1: No, Joe YOU are the chosen one.
Eevee2: You have to help Orre.
Joe: And if I say no?
Eevee1: You'll be stuck here with us Pokemon until you help us save Orre.
Eevee2: If you never do, that means you'll be stuck in this Pokemon world.... forever!
Joe:Noooooooooooooooo!!!!!
Eevees: So... you'll help us?
Joe: Fine! But say in those balls and keep quiet.
Eevees: Yippie!
Joe: *sigh* I'm stuck in a Pokemon world, with no sword, no mental powers, and my only self defense is are two fox baby Pokemon....and I get the feeling it's only gonna go downhill from here.......