The Legend of Fail

[Pocketim] 10:58 pm: Hey! Listen! I wonder whats going on in Kokiri Forest... I'm worried about Saira too!
[Shade] 10:58 pm: o_o
[Pocketim] 10:59 pm: Hey! Listen! Should we trust Sheik and go to Kaikaro Village?
[Shade] 10:59 pm: Kaikaro?
[Shade] 10:59 pm: o_O
[Pocketim] 11:00 pm: Meh, I can't remember my Zelda quotes XD
[Shade] 11:00 pm: Kakariko.
[Pocketim] 11:00 pm: I knew that
[Pocketim] 11:00 pm: XD
[Shade] 11:00 pm: :P
[Pocketim] 11:01 pm: Hey, Listen! We have to go and see the great deku tree, Shade!
[Shade] 11:01 pm: *goes to the Deku Tree*
[Pocketim] 11:02 pm: Deku Tree: I'm dieing! Take this sword and kill the curse inside me!
[Shade] 11:02 pm: Dude, this is a wooden stick.
[Shade] 11:02 pm: Not a sword.
[Pocketim] 11:02 pm: Deku Tree: Shut up, now kill the curse!
[Pocketim] 11:04 pm: So I take it you have killed the curse?
[Shade] 11:04 pm: Yes.
[Shade] 11:04 pm: With a two inch stick.
[Shade] 11:05 pm: Shoved it up the curse's nose and it died.
[Shade] 11:05 pm: Asplode.
[Pocketim] 11:05 pm: Deku Tree: Thank you for killing the curse, but I was going to die anyway, so this quest was pointless! Here, have this shiny stone and go see princess Zelda
[Shade] 11:05 pm: WTF MAN.
[Pocketim] 11:05 pm: *Deku tree shrivels up and dies*
[Shade] 11:05 pm: Not nice. D:
[Pocketim] 11:06 pm: Navi: ... lets go, Shade!
[Shade] 11:06 pm: Zelda, eh?
[Shade] 11:06 pm: She seems nice.
[Shade] 11:06 pm: Let's go!
[Pocketim] 11:06 pm: The Deku Tree didn't even give you a map =(
[Shade] 11:06 pm: D:
[Shade] 11:06 pm: No wai.
[Pocketim] 11:07 pm: Saira: Before you leave, Shade, I want you to take this Ocarina!
[Shade] 11:07 pm: Saira?
[Pocketim] 11:07 pm: Saira: No, I don't know WTF it is either...
[Shade] 11:07 pm: You don't even know your name.
[Pocketim] 11:07 pm: Untill I played the Legend of Zelda!
[Shade] 11:07 pm: How can I trust this.
[Shade] 11:08 pm: Maybe the Ocarina will asplode in my face.
[Shade] 11:08 pm: I don't trust ya.
[Pocketim] 11:08 pm: Saira: You should trust people that can't even spell their name right!
[Shade] 11:09 pm: Saria!
[Shade] 11:09 pm: It's Saria!
[Pocketim] 11:10 pm: Saria: Wow, I just remembered my name!
[Pocketim] 11:10 pm: *Saria explodes*
[Shade] 11:10 pm: I wonder why.
[Shade] 11:10 pm: Let's go navi.
[Pocketim] 11:10 pm: *At Hylue Castle
[Shade] 11:11 pm: Hylue?
[Shade] 11:11 pm: What kind of kingdom is this?
[Pocketim] 11:11 pm: Wait, there is an r somewhere in this word, isn't there?
[Pocketim] 11:11 pm: Hyrule?
[Shade] 11:11 pm: HYRULE.
[Shade] 11:12 pm: HY-RULE.
[Pocketim] 11:12 pm: *at Hyrule Castle*
[Shade] 11:12 pm: o_o;;
[Pocketim] 11:12 pm: Navi: hey, look! Some guards!
[Shade] 11:12 pm: Hey dudes, I wanna see your princess.
[Shade] 11:13 pm: She sounds nice.
[Pocketim] 11:13 pm: Guard: look, Bob! It's a talking bush!
[Shade] 11:13 pm: Bush?
[Pocketim] 11:13 pm: Guard 2: Dang right, Steve. Let him through =D
[Shade] 11:14 pm: Steve?
[Pocketim] 11:14 pm: Navi: Hey, I never said that they were smart guards ¬_¬
[Shade] 11:15 pm: Rawrgrr!
[Shade] 11:15 pm: Who cares.
[Shade] 11:15 pm: Gimme the Princess.
[Pocketim] 11:15 pm: *At the place where Zelda is*
[Pocketim] 11:15 pm: Zelda: Waaah! There is an evil guy in the castle!
[Shade] 11:15 pm: Zelda, I wanna marry you.
[Shade] 11:16 pm: You are so pretty.
[Pocketim] 11:16 pm: Ganon: I'm going to go and donate to charity!
[Shade] 11:16 pm: My name is Link.
[Shade] 11:16 pm: I, like, rescued ya.
[Pocketim] 11:16 pm: Zelda: See! What kind of evil fiend donates to charity?
[Pocketim] 11:17 pm: Zelda: And, no. I won't marry you
[Pocketim] 11:17 pm: Zelda: =D
[Shade] 11:17 pm: D:
[Pocketim] 11:18 pm: Zelda: Now, did the Deku tree give you a shiny stone thing?
[Shade] 11:18 pm: Zelda, you are awful.
[Shade] 11:18 pm: Forget it.
[Shade] 11:18 pm: *eats the shiny stone thing*
[Pocketim] 11:18 pm: Zelda: DID HE?
[Shade] 11:18 pm: Just...Just...f-forget it.
[Pocketim] 11:18 pm: *Zelda pulls out a knife*
[Pocketim] 11:19 pm: Zelda: Game OVER!
[Shade] 11:19 pm: o_o
[Shade] 11:19 pm: *pulls out sword.
[Shade] 11:19 pm: Ha ha ya evil woman.
[Shade] 11:19 pm: *slices Zelda*
[Pocketim] 11:19 pm: Zelda: Um... that's a 2-inch stick...
[Shade] 11:19 pm: Crap.
[Shade] 11:19 pm: *shoves it up Zelda's nose*
[Shade] 11:20 pm: I'm touching your brainzzz...
[Pocketim] 11:20 pm: Navi: You go around trying to slice girls with wooden sticks? What kind of freak does that?
[Pocketim] 11:20 pm: *Zelda just stabbed you*
[Pocketim] 11:20 pm: *As Zelda said before... Game Over*
[Shade] 11:20 pm: Loses 2 hearts.
[Shade] 11:21 pm: Zelda, what is THAT going to do to me.
[Pocketim] 11:21 pm: *Zelda stabs you again*
[Shade] 11:21 pm: Loses 2 more hearts.
[Pocketim] 11:21 pm: Hey, I found the Shiny Stone that you ate!
[Shade] 11:21 pm: Zelda, this sin't working out, so I'll leave.
[Shade] 11:21 pm: *isn't
[Pocketim] 11:22 pm: Navi: Shade, I think that stone was important, and you need to stop the guy that was trying to donate to charity!
[Pocketim] 11:22 pm: Navi: What kind of a freak donates to charity?
[Shade] 11:22 pm: *shoots and arrow at donating person*
[Pocketim] 11:23 pm: YOU WIN!
[Shade] 11:23 pm: Rawrgrr!
[Pocketim] 11:23 pm: Wait a minute... I thought you don't obtain the bow and arrows until you are an adult?
[Pocketim] 11:24 pm: Oh well, whatever, you win
[Shade] 11:24 pm: Who cares.
[Shade] 11:24 pm: Wait a minute.
[Shade] 11:24 pm: Are you calling me a chold?
[Shade] 11:24 pm: *child
[Pocketim] 11:24 pm: Navi: ...
[Pocketim] 11:24 pm: Navi: ._.
[Shade] 11:25 pm: Don't you ._. me!
[Shade] 11:25 pm: RAAAAAWR!
[Pocketim] 11:25 pm: Navi: What are you still doing here anyway? You completed the game ¬_¬
[Shade] 11:25 pm: *slices Navi*
[Pocketim] 11:26 pm: If only you could do that in the real Zelda...
[Shade] 11:26 pm: Who knows...
[Shade] 11:26 pm: Good bye evil world.
[Shade] 11:26 pm: *shuts off game*