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Why I'm voting Democrat.

Posted 08-08-2008 at 08:39 AM by Solphins
1. I'm voting Democrat because an inexperienced US Senator gives great speeches that make me feel good.

2. I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

3. I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

4. I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution through judicial fiat every few days to suit some idealists who would otherwise NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

5. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a stimulus check to spend. Let the government spend it for me.

6. I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

7. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the employees (after taxes).

8. I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

9. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that churches should only be allowed for political speeches.

10. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want Doctors who were at the top of their classes to operate on me. I want a government employee who makes $50k a year and couldn't hack it as a contractor or an engineer doing my surgery.

11. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that paying $4.00 a gallon or more is no reason to drill for the mountain of oil we are sitting on in THIS country. We wouldn't want to have to move a couple of polar bears now would we?

12. I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

13. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have a guns in the house to fight them off with.

14. I'm voting Democrat because I don't want to eat poison food and drink infected water. We all know Republicans love that stuff. (Ever wonder why the most left wing country in the world ( China ) is the most polluted?)

15. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

16. I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to marry my robot. http://www.chron.com/disp/story.mpl/front/5414105.html

17. I'm voting Democrat because I REALLY believe there is no bias in the media.

18. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that Soldiers are only good for photo opportunities and punching bags

19. I'm voting Democrat because I believe that the school system should only make you smart enough to pay taxes.

20. I'm voting Democrat because I know we are at fault for everything that happens to us in this country and we should just suffer and not find ways to get us out of the mess we are in.

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Reinhart's Avatar
In these money-strapped times; I'm voting for a fiscal conservative!

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Posted 08-08-2008 at 08:59 AM by Reinhart Reinhart is offline
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DevilCplT's Avatar

Hopefully they see the light...

Thank you very much Solphins. Nuff said. Hoo-ah and Oorah!


Semper Fidelis.

p.s. I'll vote democrat because the government will take care of me and tuck me in at night so I can have a goodnight sleep. The bedbugs won't bite me either, because the government told me they will make peace talks with the terrorist bugs lol
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Posted 08-08-2008 at 10:05 AM by DevilCplT DevilCplT is offline
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Mason's Avatar
This whole blog is full of win. You're the man, Solphins.
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Posted 12-15-2008 at 11:00 PM by Mason Mason is offline
 
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