Stephen's List of Complete Ineptitude

I'm sure you have heard, Stephen is awful and completing video games. It's all true, no lies. He, quite possibly has the longest list of games that have not been completed, hell, some of these games.. haven't even been started @_@

I only will list games that have concrete goals, so games like Ice Hockey or Madden will not be listed.

NES
Contra - I beat it, using the konami cheat of course
The Legend of Zelda - 4th dungeon
Mega Man 3 & 6 - Have never played
Mike Tyson's Punchout - Beat Mike Tyson ^_^
Super Mario Bros. - Beat
Super Mario Bros. 2 - Can't remember
Super Mario Bros. 3 - I think I can't make it past the 4th world
Tecmo Super Bowl - I own at this game.. but it really doesn't have a definitive end.. but I own nonetheless >.>
Zelda II - Um, haven't played

GBC
Pokemon Crystal - How do you define beating a Pokemon game?
Zelda: Link's Awakening - Just got this a few months ago.. not even to the first dungeon

GBA
Advance Wars - maybe 1/5
Advance Wars 2 - 2 missions?
Drill Dozer - 1st stage
Fire Emblem - Have not started
Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stone - 40%
LoZ ALLTP/4 Swords: Nope, started it, for maybe 30 minutes
LoZ Minish Cap: I beat it!
Mario & Luigi Superstar Saga:haven't started
Metroid Fusion: Haven't Played
Metroid Zero Mission: First stage
Pokemon Emerald: um, my pokiemans are like lvl 40
Pokemon Leafgreen: Haven't really played, let my wife start a file on it, and she hasn't touched in a long time
Pokemon Sapphire: have most of the pokiemans and some are close to lvl 100
Sonic Advance 2: 3rd stage
Super Mario Advace 2: Donut Plains or whatever

DS
Advance Wars: Dual Strike - Beat first time through
Advance Wars: Days of Ruin - 5 missions in
Animal Crossing WW - this was fun when me and the wife (then fiancee) were 1200 miles apart and we could play on wifi (Sold)
Elite Beat Agents - Beat on hardest difficulty
LoZ: Phantom Hourglass - Just got in June, have beat maybe 2 dungeons or something
Mario Kart DS - Unlocked it all
Metroid Prime Hunters - 35%
New Super Mario Bros. - got to the 8th world
Osu! Tatakae! Ouendan - Beat
Pokemon Pearl - Beat the Elite four... that's about it
Sonic Rush - Beat (Sold)
Star Fox Command - Beat a couple of times for alternate endings and storylines


Oh, but there's more


PC
Star Wars Jedi Knight: Jedi Academy - Beat both as dark and light
Star Wars KOTOR - I think I'm around 45% through
Starcraft - have played the heck of the online multiplayer... maybe 2/3 done with storyline

PS1
Metal Gear Solid - I'm like 1 boss in

PS2
God of War - 15% maybe
Guitar Hero I, II & III - um.. I unlocked songs
Katamari Damacy - Played for a day so far
Mad Maestro - muahahaha, beat it!
Metal Gear 2 & 3 - Haven't started
Ratchet: Deadlocked - Wife and I are playing together, started.. that's about it
Soul Calibur III - I've unlocked one character
Tales of the Abyss - Haven't started

GCN
Animal Crossing - is this game beatable? I think I have the second best house (Sold)
Battalion Wars - 20%
Eternal Darkness -Haven't started
F-Zero GX - pfff.. maybe 15%
Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance - 20%
James Bond: Nightfire - Never played
Killer 7 - Played just enough to not understand the controls =/
LoZ: Collector's addition -

OoT - 1st dungeon
MM - Nope

LoZ: Wind Waker - I beat it, yay!
Mario Gold: Toadstool's Tour - Unlocked everything
MK: Double Dash - Unlocked it all (Sold)
Medal of Honor: Rising Sun - maybe 10% (Sold)
Metroid Prime - I beat a boss
Metroid Prime 2 - Gotta beat the first one xP
(Rental) Paper Mario: Thousand Year Door - Tag Team Beat with the wife.
Pikmin - 3rd day
Pikmin 2 - gotta beat the first one
Pokemon Colleseum - half way, I think
Prince of Persia: Sands of Time - First boss
Sonic Mega Collection - Don't make me laugh..
Soul Calibur II - My brother unlocked everything for me
Super Mario Sunshine - maybe 25 Shines
Super Smash Bros. Melee - Brother unlocked it all because I'm lazy (Sold)
Tale of Symphonia - wife did all the work, I helped in the battles xD
Viewtiful Joe - I can't beat the first boss :[


And finally, the Wii.. my most recent object of ineptitude


Wii
Battalion Wars 2 - 25%
Call of Duty World at War- 25%
LoZ: Twilight Princess - Just beat the Fire Dungeon.. like 12 months ago...
(Rental) MadWorld - Beat
MK Wii - Unlocked everything, and will own you in this game
No More Heroes - ranked 9th out of 10 hitmen
(Rental) Sonic: Unleashed - Tag team beat with the wife.
Super Mario Galaxy - Beat Bowser, saved the day!... 80+ stars
Super Smash Bros. Brawl - Unlocked all characters and stages

VC
Paper Mario - we played 25 minutes
Star Fox 64 - beat it when I had a 64
Streets of Rage 2 - beat it when I had a Sega
Lost Levels - no way
Super Metroid - Never started


So, there you have it.. are you more fail than me?

Good luck trying =/

Have beat, 23% of games I own .....

Wife's list of being better than me at finishing games

GBA
Pokemon Sapphire - 5 hours in

DS
Cooking Mama - picks it up here and there

GCN
Tales of Symphonia - Beat

PS2
Okami - Beat
Final Fantasy X - Beat
Final Fantasy X-2 - Hasn't started
Final Fantasy XII - 150+ hours
Tales of the Abyss - hasn't started
Katamari Damacy - just started a little bit
Kingdom Hearts - hasn't started

Deanna is 3/9 or 33%
out of games that she has started
3/6... 50%

She's got me whooped xD