Troll the f*ck outta this blog, please.

Well, since apparently there is an abundance of trolls and not enough bridges for them to collect tolls from

I give all you (equally) attention seeking trolls a prem-o blog to troll till your heart is content

I'll argue with you, I'll even call you names.
You can call me names too =)
I'm a grown man, I can take it.


But let's be honest, trolling a blog of some whiney attention seeking individual, is honestly, the same thing as posting a whiney attention seeking blog


You're just seeking a different type of attention.



So, get over yourselves already, your dung don't smell that good anyway




Let's get started...

um...

I'm 27, no real job, finished college a few years ago, got married last year, life is pretty good...

Job market sucks, must be because Texas sucks (this is the part where you troll me hard and tell me I can't get a job because I'm a whiney attention seeking whore)...

oh, let's see


I'm a band dork
play trumpet
mom tried to kill herself
dad killed himself when I was in high school


so.. apparently I have a history of depression @_@


w/e

Nothing really interesting

gosh, my life is so boring...


anyway, go on, let me have it


I know you guys don't have anything better to do!





"I wanna go to heaven for the weather, hell for the company"