Ninja Debating, Facts, and Opinions

[XPretzelman]

Here we will discuss, argue, and quiz one another on all that is ninja.

I will compile as much knowledge as I can come up with here in the main post, organized by when i added it, as I add new facts and opinions we can discuss them and decide whether or not they are true and why

suggestions for facts and opinions to discuss should be PM'ed to me not posted here

Try to be serious and have fun at the same time

In other words dont be an idiot

Current Ninja Topic:

Are you born a ninja?, or do you become one through rigorous training?, or something completely different?


My Answer:

There ARE no new ninjas, the ones that do exist never die, so there is no need for new ones

The ones that do exist however have existed for eternity before the very creation of the universe, which was obviously created by a ninja.

Other Info:

1.

XPretzelmans Awesomeness of Ninjas Theorum

if X > N

and N = Ninja

X = ?

My Answer:

There is no solution (No it is not "Two Ninjas" or anything like that)

[Garrett]

The answer is...

X = Guitar...

[Triple A]

clearly, X= empty set, there is no possible solution

[Marek]

X would be his Sensei duh XP

[dkilladabest]

Rikimaru, the ultimate Ninja (Tenchu)
no one can kill him

[XPretzelman]

Originally Posted by Garrett

The answer is...

X = Guitar...

Well then, can a guitar silently approach you and bring death gliding towards you in the form of a shuriken in a mere fraction of a nanosecond?

Didnt think so

Originally Posted by Tobi

X would be his Sensei duh XP

Argueable but Sensei means teacher, if you have become a ninja what more do you need to learn?

Nothing

Originally Posted by dkilladabest

Rikimaru, the ultimate Ninja (Tenchu)
no one can kill him

....LOL....

you cant kill ANY ninja, there is not ultimate ninja

simply being a ninja makes you ultimate

Originally Posted by Triple A

clearly, X= empty set, there is no possible solution

This is what I think is the correct answer, glad someone agrees

Okay new discussion

(SEE ABOVE)

[dkilladabest]

your born with an aura, almost signifying you that you have the right and becoming talent to train to be a ninja, in a way its both born, and train

[XPretzelman]

interesting theory

if ninjas cannot die, though, wouldnt this lead to vast numbers of them?

of course this would likely be very rare to happen when born maybe once every billion years so actually that could be correct

[dkilladabest]

correct, ninjas don't die, their bodies die, but not their spirits, so they reincarnate themselves in a valuable and worthy body, shintoism my friend

[Garrett]

Originally Posted by XPretzelman

Well then, can a guitar silently approach you and bring death gliding towards you in the form of a shuriken in a mere fraction of a nanosecond?

Yes, if a person tip toes to you holding a guitar and smashes it on you...hard, on the head, quickly...

[XPretzelman]

LOL

wtf is up with the guitar thing

oh and by the way your example is good but its misses one point

Well then, can a guitar silently approach you and bring death gliding towards you in the form of a shuriken in a mere fraction of a nanosecond?

LOL fail

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oh and thats a cool idea how ninjas would ket their bodies die but reincarnate

but the only way to even kill their body is to attack a ninja fast enough that they cant react, which is immpossible, or trick a ninja, also impossible

ninjas dont die from old age or "natural causes"

[Garrett]

Form of a shuriken? Sorry for the noob question, but wtf is that?