Ultimate Jokes

[XPretzelman]

Ultimate jokes are "facts" about ultimate figures such as ninjas, chuck norris, god, etc

for instance

"When ninjas do push-ups they don't push themselves up, they push the world down."

or

"When Chuck Norris leaves a room he doesnt turn the lights off, he turns the darkness on."


have fun

[jetstream_123]

ok before adam and eve were born god had two amasing gifts for them but there was only two

god lets adam go first and adam says, "what do I get god?"

god replied, "you get to pee while you stand"

adam was thrilled at what he got and was made.

As eve was mad at what adam got she says, "what to I get god"

god says, "you get......"

".....multiable orgasms"

awsome god just awesome

[XPretzelman]

lol i heard that one

but you might be missing the point...
thats not a fact