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Reinhart · 07-02-2008, 11:07 PM

An American Gamer is a proud gamer. We want our games on time, realistic as hell and if Japan is holding out on some obscure, RPG from the early 90's- we want that too! To celebrate our countries independence from the redcoats on this; the 232nd birthday of our great nation I present to you:

The American Gamer's "Bill of Rights"

As an American Gamer; you have the right to:

1 - Purchase any and all hunting games, regardless of their 100% negative reviews.

2 - Cry, whine and beg a Japanese company to release your favorite, obscure RPG in the US and when the game finally arrives, opt not to actually purchase the game; thus screwing those of us who actually want quality games to be released in various regions.

3 - Purchase a Nintendo Wii "for the family" and secretly play it each and every night after the kids go to sleep.

4 - Scream at your TV, Monitor or Handheld for any reason (or no reason at all!)

5 - Complain that Nintendo games are "unrealistic" and/or "too cartoony" whilst somehow justifying gunfights in space as "lifelike" and additionally depriving yourself of numerous quality titles.

6 - Sell your used video games and systems to Gamestop for 15% of their actual worth only to find yourself buying them back on Ebay three years later at 115% their original price.

7 - Name a character in an RPG after the male genitalia.

8 - Brag about your Goldeneye, Smash Brothers 64, or Street Fighter Turbo skills to any and all who will listen because you know you'll most likely never have to back up your talk.

9 - Get excited about and continue to purchase games with numbers in their titles... every single year for "the new stats".

10 - Wildly shoot at the dog in Duck Hunt.

...with liberty and justice for all.

Have a safe and happy 4th of July everyone!

Reinhart

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Jimmy · 07-02-2008, 11:38 PM

I am proud to be an American Gamer! I have done all but two of them rights.

Great Post!

Megas · 07-02-2008, 11:44 PM

Heh, have a nice day america

LoneDragonPrince · 07-02-2008, 11:48 PM

Hurray for the American Gamer's Bill of Rights! I've done about only three or four of them though

Cloud Strife · 07-02-2008, 11:48 PM

america rules, were all so lucky

SkR33Mz · 07-02-2008, 11:49 PM

i do almost all of those!! hahah nice reinhart very nice!!! 4 thumbs up. im scared i have a big problem with the screaming at my system and the wildly shootnin thing.

salance · 07-02-2008, 11:53 PM

i'm proud to be a american gamer

JamestheFreak · 07-02-2008, 11:57 PM

hell ya im going to be firing fireworks this 4th of july

samus13 · 07-03-2008, 12:02 AM

Were Proud to be Americans Gamers.I'm glad to live in USA.God Bless America Thanx Reinhart

Yusuke · 07-03-2008, 12:29 AM

u know ur probably one of the most popular members on this site, hazzah to u
and ur pretty active for an admin too Reinhart

The Mole · 07-03-2008, 12:58 AM

Pah, you Americans and your independence day

I'm just gutted Britain doesn't celebrate anything British, at all

Hope you have a good un and nice banner

Canti · 07-03-2008, 01:35 AM

I have done all but one of them and Im proud to be an american and to be an earthbound junkie too I mean why doesn't nintendo get it?, there ARE a heck of a lot fans in the us , HOORAY FOR QUALITY GAMES XD

The American Gamer's Bill of Rights (July 4, 2008)
07-02-2008, 11:07 PM	#1 (permalink)
Reinhart BarrelRolling Webmaster Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,223 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 10 Friend Codes	An American Gamer is a proud gamer. We want our games on time, realistic as hell and if Japan is holding out on some obscure, RPG from the early 90's- we want that too! To celebrate our countries independence from the redcoats on this; the 232nd birthday of our great nation I present to you: *The American Gamer's "Bill of Rights"* As an American Gamer; you have the right to: 1 - Purchase any and all hunting games, regardless of their 100% negative reviews. 2 - Cry, whine and beg a Japanese company to release your favorite, obscure RPG in the US and when the game finally arrives, opt not to actually purchase the game; thus screwing those of us who actually want quality games to be released in various regions. 3 - Purchase a Nintendo Wii "for the family" and secretly play it each and every night after the kids go to sleep. 4 - Scream at your TV, Monitor or Handheld for any reason (or no reason at all!) 5 - Complain that Nintendo games are "unrealistic" and/or "too cartoony" whilst somehow justifying gunfights in space as "lifelike" and additionally depriving yourself of numerous quality titles. 6 - Sell your used video games and systems to Gamestop for 15% of their actual worth only to find yourself buying them back on Ebay three years later at 115% their original price. 7 - Name a character in an RPG after the male genitalia. 8 - Brag about your Goldeneye, Smash Brothers 64, or Street Fighter Turbo skills to any and all who will listen because you know you'll most likely never have to back up your talk. 9 - Get excited about and continue to purchase games with numbers in their titles... every single year for "the new stats". 10 - Wildly shoot at the dog in Duck Hunt. ...with liberty and justice for all. Have a safe and happy 4th of July everyone! Reinhart Like this Article? Digg it! __________________ Last edited by Reinhart; 07-03-2008 at 08:31 AM.


07-02-2008, 11:38 PM	#2 (permalink)
Jimmy LadyHood's #1 Fan Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 2,902 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 26 Friend Codes	I am proud to be an American Gamer! I have done all but two of them rights. Great Post! __________________


07-02-2008, 11:48 PM	#4 (permalink)
LoneDragonPrince 14 days til Brawl again Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,795 Tournaments Joined: 1 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 8 Friend Codes	Hurray for the American Gamer's Bill of Rights! I've done about only three or four of them though __________________ Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality.


07-02-2008, 11:49 PM	#6 (permalink)
SkR33Mz Owner of The Owned Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 55 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 3 Friend Codes	i do almost all of those!! hahah nice reinhart very nice!!! 4 thumbs up. im scared i have a big problem with the screaming at my system and the wildly shootnin thing. __________________ SkR33Mz: Owner Of The Owned


07-02-2008, 11:53 PM	#7 (permalink)
salance Knight of Hyrule Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 472 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 2 Friend Codes	i'm proud to be a american gamer __________________


07-02-2008, 11:48 PM	#5 (permalink)
Cloud Strife Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 501 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 4 Friend Codes	america rules, were all so lucky


07-02-2008, 11:57 PM	#8 (permalink)
JamestheFreak Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 2,359 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 4 Friend Codes	hell ya im going to be firing fireworks this 4th of july


07-03-2008, 12:02 AM	#9 (permalink)
samus13 Superstar Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 1,584 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 6 Friend Codes	Were Proud to be Americans Gamers.I'm glad to live in USA.God Bless America Thanx Reinhart __________________ ~There's no place like home~ ~It's nothing like home....~ ~my best friend ~ BEAT ~


07-03-2008, 12:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
Yusuke Paratroopa Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 110 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 1 Friend Codes	u know ur probably one of the most popular members on this site, hazzah to u and ur pretty active for an admin too Reinhart Last edited by Yusuke; 07-03-2008 at 12:30 AM. Reason: didn't specify which member


07-03-2008, 01:35 AM	#12 (permalink)
Canti Lost Realist Join Date: Jan 2008 Posts: 209 Tournaments Joined: 0 Tournaments Won: 0 Total Awards: 3 Friend Codes	I have done all but one of them and Im proud to be an american and to be an earthbound junkie too I mean why doesn't nintendo get it?, there ARE a heck of a lot fans in the us , HOORAY FOR QUALITY GAMES XD __________________