No More Heroes Review

No More Heroes Review


Game Name - No More Heroes
Gaming System - Nintendo Wii
Developer - Ubisoft
Genre - Action/Adventure
Players - 1
WiFi - No
Rated - Mature (Excessive cussing yes,Lots of blood and gore,Sexual themes,Intense violence and crude themes)

Trailer

No more heroes is one of the first good Rated M games out there for the hardcore base fans.Its the type of game that your gonna look back on and say "Man I hope theres gonna be a part 2".For a in depth review check out the rest on my review.Enjoy


Storyline/Concept(game play)

You are Travis Touchdown.A 27 year old anime loving wrestling watching freak with a bad child hood,that reveals itself over the course of the game.After winning his beam katana(behind his back) or light saber as I refer it to.Travis is determined to become a hitman/assassin.Already being ranked 11,he's even more determined to become rank 1 cause if he do so he gets to bang this amazing beautiful girl he meet up with at a bar named Sylvia Christel.Note,the story does change over the course of the game,this is just key opener for the storyline.The final boss fight is gonna shock you.(just to let you know)

The concept(gameplay) is quite simple just simple beat the other 10 assassins to become rank 1.If you beat number 10 you become rank 10 and so on and so on.But to challenge a assassin you have to have money to set up the fight.You earn money buy doing jobs around town like mowing grass or collecting trash like in these photos or by doing assassin jobs.


Grass mowing.(looks fun don't it lolz)


Collecting things like trash,coconuts and even scorpions yikes.


Assassin jobs,you know just kill a set of enemies or a certain target.Note, some have time limits or you have to kill them all.Just slash as many bodies and heads with your light saber.Yes,there will be blood.You can even perform wrestling moves,when you stun your opponent.You also get into weapon clashes.Where if you win it you get a automatic kill(except for bosses)


Graphics

The graphics aren't nothing wow surprising like Mario galaxy or Zelda Twilight Princess but they won't disappoint you either.Its just your basic cell shaded graphics.The character models look well detailed.But some of the backgrounds could have used a bit more texture but its still pretty good.Somethings that are kinda annoying is when your in the city when you look at the people and your character all you see is black in their face and body.I guess it depends on your camera angle.Still Overall pretty nice graphics nothing spectacular but nice.The blood looks great in this so much of it also.

Sounds

The sounds are actually really good in this games.Has a great soundtrack.Light saber sounds actually sound like a light saber.Everything sounds like it suppose to.Even the cat you get in the game sounds like a actual cat at 1:20 to 1:24 in the video.The voice acting really good feels like your almost watching an actual anime.Also this is perhaps the coolest thing the Wii remote sound thing has ever done.Before you fight your boss your cell phone rings and you pick it up to your ear(wii remote) and listen to the call.It felt like an actual cell phone.


Motion controls
This game is well balance between button mashing and motion controls.One funniest yet cool motions controls is when your light saber battery is dead.You must press the one button than shake your controller up and down fast like he is in the picture.P.s. just a small note I wouldn't do that motion in front your parents they may think your doing something else.Theres also a gym where you excise to build up your health,and stamina and strength.Like when your doing dumbbells you pick them up and down like if you were doing it in real life.


Replay Value

Theres some pretty decent replay value to this.Like you can customize and buy clothes for Travis.Unlock new wrestling moves for him to use during missions and stuff.You also collects these trading cards through out the game.Also,in your house you can play with your cute blue kitty cat or simply just watch Tv or play this super cool samurai nes like game.If you want you can take a Sh** thats how you save your game also by taking a crap.That got me going like LOL WUT!? at first.Also you can ride in your motorcycle around town in a Gta type format.But sadly theres hardly any interaction.When you crash into a human they do nothing their motionless.Also if you buy all 3 beam katanas and finish the game you will not only get a secret ending but also a Epic boss fight.

Final slash(conclusion)

Its a very good wii game,one of the best a must own.I'm not that big of a fan of the Wii but this game just saved it to me.What more can you ask for a single player game good storyline,graphics,and game play.Best Rated M game on the Wii right now in my opinion.What more can you ask in a M rated game that has lots of cussing,it gives Gta a run for its money.Lots of blood,the coolest part of the game and its funny from beginning to end.This game is worth a buy.You can get it from your local Gamestop or store for 30 bucks new.

(Note)Disclaimer
For people outside of North America.You will get a censored version of this game.Which means no blood what so ever instead you get pixie dust.The boss kill scenes are also censored.Yeah I know it sucks but what can you do its still a good game to own.There is a massive use of the F bomb so don't play this around your parents.

Graphics 8/10
Storyline 9/10
Controls 9/10
Replay value 8/10
Game play 9/10
Sound 9/10
Overall 9/10

Thats how I feel about this piece of video game art.Enjoy No more heroes if you gonna get it.Thats my first ever review hope you enjoyed Bleach2907 aka Wesker out.