The S.O.B

[SilentAngel]

That is right is.... we are THE SEX OF BLACKTHORN!!!

Introduction
I've traveled long and far in my journey of pokemon. Strolled through Pewter city, hiked through Goldenrod. Climbed Cinnabar Island to even freezing in Snowpoint.... but no town or city has ever been as sexy as Blackthorn. We have our mountainous views, our deep mysterious seduction of a den, plentiful women maining beasts, to awaiting pro's who literally ooze sex appeal when you look at em. This isn't just any gym.. this is THE gym to be in.

Sex Appeal
Sex of Blackthorn started off as mainly a thought, but with deep reflection, tis the people that represent the Sexiness. This is the break down yo:

Co-Jizzers
These individuals founded the wet dream that is Blackthorn and plan on making it a hot spot in the pokemon world. The Co-Jizzers take care of coordinating epic battles with the opposing gyms. They keep the looks and overall beauty of their members in prime but as well appoint the strong as the Elite strippers.

Elite Strippers
The Elite Strippers will be your overall guide in the EV/IV world that is haxx. Although they may have stds, Elite Strippers are to be respectable as well as approachable for battles and advice. They've slept around so they know what they are talking about.

Pimpin' Breeders
Pimpin Breeders are the base of the Sex Appeal. These individuals are in search of higher grounds of sleeping around but have yet to sell themselves enough. With the basics they have down, da breeders are on the move to spread their seed.

Virgins

Virgins are the bud of everyone's eye. Beginner level but have dreams to open wide for stardom and the eventual rounding of their skill. Dont worry Virgins, there is someone looking to love you..... but if not, you have pokemon



We make pants drop and pokemon lay eggs..... Do you think you have what it takes to make us cream?

[SilentAngel]

Application Form
(must be filled out upon posting)

Game Name:
FC:
Why do you want to spread the Sex of Blackthorn?
Why you would be an orgasm in the Sex Appeal?
What tournaments have you won, if any?

Rules

Within Clan:
1. No Spamming! I`ll seriously shank you
2. Be respectful to your Sex Appeal brothas and sistahs
3. No Hacked pokemon... this will result in shankage as well
4. Be active and enjoy the future STI`s you`ll have

Clan Battle rules (subject to change due to us all lulzing):
1. Sleep Cause
2. OKHO Clause
3. NO UBERS (in lol play only ._.)
4. Evasion Clause

Rules on Re-challenging:
We feel as the gym is relatively new, that 2 days is an acceptable amount of time for the challenger to wait till he may re-challenge. This is absolute, as it gives time for the Elites to prepare for round 2 of defending.

Themes
Being that this is the Sex of Blackthorn, we have 2 themes that are required to be followed in official Gym challenges that the Defenders (S.O.B) must follow:
1. All members in official gym battles must have a minimum of 1-2 females on their team to show the sexual nature that is Blackthorn.
2. All members of Blackthorn must represent their roots to Clair and have 1 form of dragon pokemon on their team. We know dragons rape hard... gotta show it off!!

Gym Leader Challenge

In the odd occurrence you actually surpass one of the Elite Strippers, you must then partake in the most orgasmic battle of your life..... DOUBLES!

Yes... you read it right, doubles all the way baby. The battle format will be a 2v2 poke-battle of unimaginable proportions. At the moment, only SilentAngel is available to be challenged; LadyHood is on a Poke-hiatus.

This is the prize if you beat the Co-Jizzers: The Equilibrium Badge:

*Challengers*
gamer22

[SilentAngel]

Members List


Co-Jizzers
SilentAngel FC: 4855-2773-4745
LadyHood FC: 3309-0433-1341

-NaPPy FC: 1934-6638-4523

Elite Strippers

Splodey FC: 2407-1156-8292
Jacob is Legend FC: 3566-7409-2460
Jima FC: 3051-2979-8864

Pimpin' Breeders

Josh FC: 2493-0099-7120
Bious FC: 1118-6103-1146
Jon FC: 3223-1676-5670
NiNJa FC:

Virgins

LoneDragonPrince FC: 1419-2897-4379
DH FC: 3179-4880-3111
sam007 FC: 4940 2776 7503
Cake FC: 2192-3756-4847
Pac FC: 4082-1537-7947

Pending Rank

Vuster - 1204-6772-6384
Rosaru - 5026-1377-1750

Clan Bulletin/ Calendar

09/04/09 - S.O.B creation

09/04/09- Jon joins
10/04/09 - Nappy joins!!
10/04/09 - Sage also joins the sexiness
10/04/09 - ALPHA_D joins! =)
11/04/09 - Josh joins <3
11/04/09 - Mah fellow cyka joins
14/04/09 - The anti social puffball joins .__.
14/04/09 - Lone enters tha houuuse <3
14/04/09 - Pac joins the appeal
15/04/09 - Cake joins the sobs!!
22/04/09 - sam007 spreads ze sex
25/05/09 - Splodey joins the sex
26/05/09 - Bious lurks permanently
28/05/09 - Jacob is Legend graces us
29/05/09 - The Aussie brings sexy back
13/07/09 - New co-jizzer is chosen
17/07/09 - Vuster joins the ranks

Clan Achievements
just imagine the epicness that will fill this area <3

[LadyHood]

Sniped - I mean reserved in case of any extra space

[Candice]

._. Fine I will join

[LadyHood]

I don't see your application, dude...

[Claus*]

This is appropiate XD?

I join man.

[SilentAngel]

Originally Posted by ALPHA_D This is appropiate XD? I join man.

._______.

read the APPLICATION POST.

then i'll think about letting you in buddy <3

edit: Kansera you have been denied .____.

[Jon]

omg dude, i <3 u XD

Game Name: Jon ._.
FC: lol look to da left XD
Why do you want to spread the Sex of Blackthorn? i wanna spread sex hand in hand with my buddy Silent XD
Why you would be an orgasm in the Sex Appeal? cuz im a dirty mexican XD
What tournaments have you won, if any? one at a toys' r us ._.

ohaiguis

[SilentAngel]

Originally Posted by Jon omg dude, i <3 u XD Game Name: Jon ._. FC: lol look to da left XD Why do you want to spread the Sex of Blackthorn? i wanna spread sex hand in hand with my buddy Silent XD Why you would be an orgasm in the Sex Appeal? cuz im a dirty mexican XD What tournaments have you won, if any? one at a toys' r us ._. ohaiguis

<3!!!

welcome jon !!! how goes it.

[Jon]

ohai

i do sexy, and u? XD
this is gonna be epic, i can see it now: me, u, lady, Josh, Capn, Kjelly, and some other sex lovers will be raping everyone
*thumbs up

[-NaPPy]

Name-Nappy
FC-1934-6638-4523
-cuz the name is sexy
-cuz im sexy
-none.