JamestheFreak

seriously there is this guy having a LoZ OoT quiz and his question was

"What is the goron "special crop"?" and this person's reply was "gorojuana" i lol'd when i read that

After a month when James became King he still felt lonely has everyone just served him so he never really had a friend. One day James left the Freak World to find something to do and found this nearly deserted village and met someone. "Hello." the person said to James, "umm hi" James replied and the person says "my name's Al whats yours?" "James.. JamestheFreak, King of Freaks" James replied. "King.. at your age?" Al asks "long story..." James answered "i can tell you everything that happened" James says to Al "ok im all ears" Al replies.

So James tells Al about his past when everything started of him discovering his powers to becoming the King.

"so you just been King for a month eh?" Al says "pretty much, sorta hard sometimes but im starting to get used to it.. and right now i just wanna stay away for awhile..." James says "You can stay here with us if you want your a friend to me so I'll let you stay here" Al says to James "....a friend?" James says in confusion then Al leads James to his house to show him around and for once James felt he could trust someone has a friend.

Night, dark a stormy a dark evil figure looks down at the village and as it senses a Freak it laughs and heads back into the shadows to strike at a perfect time.

"Hmm for once i actually been enjoying myself Al. i actually feel.. happy" James says to Al. "Heh that's good to hear James, wanna go to the Baron plain? this is the perfect time their fruit at the Baron Tree is at it's best" Al asks James "ok lets go." James answers then James and Al head to the Baron Plain. "wow this place looks nice." James says "yeah my favorite place to go to." Al says while looking for the Baron Tree. while they walk they see a figure walking towards them. "umm hi there" James says to the figure "so who are you?" Al asks. "I your hell, the chaos to your world.. i am Kushin..." as Kushin says he looks at James and grabs him and face plants him. "James!" Al yells then he looks at Kushin and pulls out a dagger and stabs Kushin, "heh fool." as he says this Kushin smacks Al out of the way knocking him out. Then James gets up and fires a Freak Blast at Kushin and it barely does anything. "crap! how strong is this guy" James thinks to himself then Kushin takes out a Giant Hammer smacking James at the side of his head then starts smacking the hammer at him laughing like a maniac. "Ugh!!" as James grunts while couching up blood. "hehehe time to finish this little Freak ************************!" Kushin says as he pulls out a sword and while he does Al wakes up seeing Kushin about to finish James off. "So this is it eh..." as James says this he closes his eyes to meet his fate then he hears someone else making a grunt from a stab "Al....." as James says when he sees Al Stabbed in the heart with the sword. "im sorry..." Al says and then Kushin gets a angry look in his face and says "What the hell?! why the hell would you let yourself die for this little ************************?" then Al looks at him and says "because.. he is my friend.." then Kushin pulls out the sword and Al falls to the ground dead.

As James looks at his dead friend he looks down to the floor and feels a bunch of feelings of Anger, sorrow, hatred. Then James snaps and his appearance changes to a half human and monster look. "AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGHHH!!!" James roars and charges at Kushin, Kushin just responds by teleporting them both to a kingdom of a race known as the Flemkiris. As James looks at everyone with them all scared looks in their faces Kushin disappears and then James.. attacks them all. One by one he kills everyone he sees and they all try to run but they can't escape and as James keeps screaming and killing he jumps high into the air and charges one giant Omega Freak Blast and shoots it down causing a humongous explosion killing everyone in the whole kingdom. And as James is about to head somewhere else something strange happens, he starts to fall into a dark void but then a second later he finds himself at a place with a big lake and maple trees. When he looks around he gets a feeling of calmness and then returns to normal. and then he leans against a big tree and just ended up crying for everything that happened then he decided that he should never make another friend so nothing like this would never happen again as he know Kushin will be back to strike again.

for anyone who wanted to know how i look like here

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edit: since you say i look tired heres one that i dont look tired -.-
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well for one he is the Great King of Evil he also has great power which he can do many things and also he has killed the great deku tree which protected the kokiri and without him mosnters took over the kokiris, he also starved gorons and almost had them all eaten, he froze the zoras (which probably killed jabu jabu), he also took the triforce and causes hyrule to be in ruin and killed the king of hyrule and also he caused hyrule to be flooded in WW and also he is immortal so he can never die with the triforce of power in his hand and not to mention his very badass armor he wears in TP and the best part his ability to transform to Ganon, also Ganondorf has this thirst for blood and to rule the world and he can do it to! i dont see how anyone can not like him, he even has the best evil grin and of course the best evil laugh ever, truthfully Ganondorf can kick link's ass if they didnt make him hold back in the games

also he has badass battle songs like this remix
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those bastards!!!