Manlyguy

Why is it that the only interesting things that happen to me are the bad things?

I almost drowned yesterday. And I pressured a best friend into following. If I hadn't yelled for help at the exact time I did, I wouldn't be here right now. I'm still trying to figure out how it happened,...

My dog is still out there somewhere, and I'm very sad to admit, but I don't think Jack's going to pop up anytime soon. He's still officially a missing dog. We've scraped every animal shelter in the Monterey Bay area hoping to find him inside. I just wish I knew where he is at this very moment.
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My poor, little Jack. Short, golden-brown with a black spot beneath his right shoulder. Long snout, pointy ears, and a couple of canine teeth with a taste for anything that isn't dog food. Chihuahua-mutt has been gone and missing from the house for nearly a week now, and now I'm getting peeved, mentally...

Yeah, I came back from work a little less than a half hour ago, and on the ride back, I had a soda. Sprite, if you want specifics.

Now I'm wide awake. Well, not really. I'm in that weird in-between phase where you're tired beyond belief, but can't fall asleep for the life of you....

Copy-pasting cause I'm too lazy to try and replicate the feeling I had when this happened...

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